Sixteen reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women:<\/p>\n
1) Airplanes usually kill you quickly – a woman takes her time.<\/p>\n
2) Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.<\/p>\n
3) Airplanes don’t get mad if you do a “touch and go.”<\/p>\n
4) Airplanes don’t object to a pre-flight inspection.<\/p>\n
5) Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.<\/p>\n
6) Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.<\/p>\n
7) Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.<\/p>\n
8) Airplanes don’t come with in-laws.<\/p>\n
9) Airplanes don’t care about how many other airplanes you’ve flown \u00a0before.<\/p>\n
10) Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.<\/p>\n
11) Airplanes don’t mind if you look at other airplanes.<\/p>\n
12) Airplanes don’t mind if you buy airplane magazines.<\/p>\n
13) Airplanes expect to be tied down.<\/p>\n
14) Airplanes don’t comment on your piloting skills.<\/p>\n
15) Airplanes don’t whine unless something is really wrong.<\/p>\n
16) However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it’s usually not good.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Sixteen reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women: 1) Airplanes usually kill you quickly – a woman takes her time. 2) Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch. 3) Airplanes don’t get mad if you do a “touch and go.” 4) Airplanes don’t object to a pre-flight inspection. 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