\u2018Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house, only Realtors were stirring. And, of course, a mouse.
The contracts were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that the closings soon would be there.
The buyers were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of homeownership danced in their heads.
Mama in her kerchief and I in my cap were settling our brains for a long winter nap.
When out of my cell phone there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
Away to my office I flew like a flash, tore open my computer and looked at the cache.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear but an email saying my closing was near.
The loan was closed so easy and quick, I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.
Who else would create such joy in this game, and I whistled and shouted and called out by name.
Now, buyer! Now, seller! Now escrow and loan! On, inspector! On, broker! I let out a groan.
I spoke not a word but went straight to work. My buyers count on me. I\u2019m not a jerk!
I filled in the blanks and gave a shout. Hot dang! We\u2019re closing! Over and out.
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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And, of course, a mouse.The contracts were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that the closings soon would be there.The buyers were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of homeownership danced in their heads.Mama in her kerchief […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p95FsX-1LU","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":833,"url":"https:\/\/flymall.org\/blog\/2012\/12\/night-before-christmas-collection\/","url_meta":{"origin":6814,"position":0},"title":"Night Before Christmas Collection","date":"December 25, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"Here is a collection of different versions of Twas The Night Before Christmas Two for the gearheads: Twas the Night Before Christmas - Automotive Style The Night Before Christmas - Gearhead Style Two for the aviators: Twas The Night Before Christmas The Night Before Christmas \u00a0 The Night Before The\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Newsletters"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":2173,"url":"https:\/\/flymall.org\/blog\/2017\/12\/twas-the-night-before-christmas-2\/","url_meta":{"origin":6814,"position":1},"title":"Twas The Night Before Christmas – Collection","date":"December 23, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"Here is a collection of \"Twas The Night Before Christmas\" updated December 27 2025.\u00a0 The original is below. 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