{"id":2183,"date":"2017-12-25T10:10:07","date_gmt":"2017-12-25T15:10:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/flymall.org\/blog\/?p=2183"},"modified":"2017-12-25T10:10:07","modified_gmt":"2017-12-25T15:10:07","slug":"twas-the-night-before-christmas-biker-style-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flymall.org\/blog\/2017\/12\/twas-the-night-before-christmas-biker-style-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Twas the Night Before Christmas – Biker style"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u2019Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
\nNot a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.<\/em><\/p>\n

The owners were all snug and warm in their beds,
\nWith visions of this summer\u2019s great rides running through their heads.<\/em><\/p>\n

The cycles, too, were all tucked in for the season,
\nHaving been winterized so thoroughly, it was beyond reason.<\/em><\/p>\n

They\u2019d been given fresh oil, fresh wax, and had their batteries tended,
\nNot a scratch, or a chip, or a ding could be found that hadn\u2019t been mended.<\/em><\/p>\n

Now off in the distance arose a rumble,
\nIt made the ice crack, it made the snowmen crumble.<\/em><\/p>\n

Yes, it was beyond belief, that jolly old elf known as Biker Claus,
\nRiding up on his chopper, truly a rebel without a cause.<\/em><\/p>\n

He came bearing bright gifts of chrome and steel,
\nSure to make good biker boys and girls everywhere delightfully squeal.<\/em><\/p>\n

He deposited those gifts under the tree with care,
\nBeing careful not to disturb the pet bunny or the hare.<\/em><\/p>\n

Once done, he immediately headed outside to get back on his trusty steel steed,
\nHe had many other gifts to deliver, for many had done a good deed.<\/em><\/p>\n

A burnout he did, right there in the driveway,
\nYes, that motor was runnin\u2019, as he headed out on to the highway.<\/em><\/p>\n

And he could be heard saying to all as he rode out of sight,
\nMerry Christmas to all, ride safe tonight!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u2019Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The owners were all snug and warm in their beds, With visions of this summer\u2019s great rides running through their heads. The cycles, too, were all tucked in for the season, Having been winterized so thoroughly, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p95FsX-zd","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2173,"url":"https:\/\/flymall.org\/blog\/2017\/12\/twas-the-night-before-christmas-2\/","url_meta":{"origin":2183,"position":0},"title":"Twas The Night Before Christmas – Collection","date":"December 23, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"Here is a collection of \"Twas The Night Before Christmas\" updated December 27 2025.\u00a0 The original is below. Here's one for our Flight Attendants. Twas the night before Christmas was originally \"A Visit from St. Nicholas\".\u00a0 Click here to read about the origins of the poem. For the automotive enthusiasts:\u00a0\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Newsletters"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/flymall.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/car2-300x260.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":2159,"url":"https:\/\/flymall.org\/blog\/2017\/12\/twas-the-night-before-christmas-biker-style\/","url_meta":{"origin":2183,"position":1},"title":"Twas the Night Before Christmas Biker Style","date":"December 16, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"Twas the night before Christmas, and out in the garage. Two Harley's were sitting...... a V Twin montage. But all of the streets they were covered with snow.... Not a safe place to ride, not a spot on the road. The tenders were plugged in and humming away. Keeping batteries\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Newsletters"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":833,"url":"https:\/\/flymall.org\/blog\/2012\/12\/night-before-christmas-collection\/","url_meta":{"origin":2183,"position":2},"title":"Night Before Christmas Collection","date":"December 25, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"Here is a collection of different versions of Twas The Night Before Christmas Two for the gearheads: Twas the Night Before Christmas - Automotive Style The Night Before Christmas - Gearhead Style Two for the aviators: Twas The Night Before Christmas The Night Before Christmas \u00a0 The Night Before The\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Newsletters"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":6818,"url":"https:\/\/flymall.org\/blog\/2022\/12\/twas-the-night-before-christmas-special\/","url_meta":{"origin":2183,"position":3},"title":"Twas the night before Christmas – Special","date":"December 26, 2022","format":false,"excerpt":"Twas the night before Christmas and all God asked for me to do was make things right.I didn\u2019t need to hang the stockings by the chimney with care, because God wanted something different from me this year.Usually after Christmas Eve dinner, I would be nestled in my bed as visions\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Newsletters"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":6814,"url":"https:\/\/flymall.org\/blog\/2022\/12\/twas-the-night-before-christmas-realtor-style\/","url_meta":{"origin":2183,"position":4},"title":"Twas the night before Christmas Realtor Style","date":"December 26, 2022","format":false,"excerpt":"\u2018Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house, only Realtors were stirring. And, of course, a mouse.The contracts were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that the closings soon would be there.The buyers were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of homeownership danced in\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Newsletters"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":4513,"url":"https:\/\/flymall.org\/blog\/2020\/12\/twas-the-night-before-christmas-from-2020\/","url_meta":{"origin":2183,"position":5},"title":"Twas The Night Before Christmas from 2020","date":"December 22, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"Here are a few home made versions from 2020: Twas three nights before Christmas And all through the home Not one creature disturbs her For one night she\u2019s alone Oh glorious covers! Oh glorious bed! Oh glorious pillows for one weary head No kid with sharp elbows No paw slurping\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Newsletters"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/flymall.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2183"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/flymall.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/flymall.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flymall.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flymall.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2183"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/flymall.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2183\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2184,"href":"https:\/\/flymall.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2183\/revisions\/2184"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/flymall.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2183"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flymall.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2183"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flymall.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2183"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}