{"id":192,"date":"2010-12-17T12:57:00","date_gmt":"2010-12-17T17:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/flymall.org\/blog\/?p=192"},"modified":"2010-12-17T12:57:00","modified_gmt":"2010-12-17T17:57:00","slug":"twas-the-night-before-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flymall.org\/blog\/2010\/12\/twas-the-night-before-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"Twas the night before Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>From the Courtesy Aircraft Website \u2013 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.courtesyaircraft.com\/\">http:\/\/www.courtesyaircraft.com\/<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8216;Twas the night before Christmas all over the place,<\/strong><strong><br \/>\n<strong>When we were confronted by an old flying ace.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>There was icing reported and turbulent air ,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>He said, &#8220;File me a flight plan, I gotta get there&#8221;.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Outside sat his aircraft all ready to run,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>And the old man walked out to that P-51.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>&#8220;Bad weather&#8217;s no problem,&#8221; he silently mumbled,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>The prop came to life&#8230;that big Merlin rumbled.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>He eased in the throttle, the roar shook the ground,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>He taxied on out and turned it around.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>He went through the run-up and seemed satisfied,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Then he said to himself, &#8220;I&#8217;m in for a ride.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>So he lined it up straight as he poured on the coal,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>The tailwheel came up as he started to roll.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Up off the runway, he sucked up the gear,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>And that mighty V-12 was all you could hear.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>He screamed overhead with a deafening crack,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Blue flames flying from each little stack.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>&#8220;He pulled up the nose and started to climb,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>No ice on that airframe, it didn&#8217;t have time.<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>On top of the weather with the levers all set,<\/strong><strong><br \/>\n<strong>He looked up above him and saw a Learjet.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>&#8220;With jet fuel and turbines there just ain&#8217;t no class,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Gimmee pistons, and props and lots of avgas!&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Now he was approaching where he wanted to go.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>But the weather had covered the runway with ice and with snow. How will he land it? <\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>We just have to guess, because the only way in was a full I-L-S.<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Then over the outer marker, he started his run,<\/strong><strong><br \/>\n<strong>The ceiling was zero, visibility&#8230;none.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Still going three hundred and he felt the need,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>For an overhead break to diminish his speed.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Over the numbers he zoomed, along like a flash,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Pulled into his break, we just knew he would crash.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Oh, why do they do it on these kind of nights??<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Then over the threshold, we saw landing lights.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>I&#8217;m on a short final with three in the green,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>And I see enough runway to land this machine.&#8221;.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Then he tied down that Mustang, and they all heard him say,.. <\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>&#8220;Next year, I&#8217;m stickin&#8217; with my reindeer and sleigh..&#8221;. <\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the Courtesy Aircraft Website \u2013 http:\/\/www.courtesyaircraft.com\/ &#8216;Twas the night before Christmas all over the place, When we were confronted by an old flying ace. There was icing reported and turbulent air , He said, &#8220;File me a flight plan, I gotta get there&#8221;. Outside sat his aircraft all ready to run, And the old [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p95FsX-36","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2173,"url":"https:\/\/flymall.org\/blog\/2017\/12\/twas-the-night-before-christmas-2\/","url_meta":{"origin":192,"position":0},"title":"Twas The Night Before Christmas &#8211; Collection","date":"December 23, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"Here is a collection of \"Twas The Night Before Christmas\" updated December 27 2025.\u00a0 The original is below. Here's one for our Flight Attendants. 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