{"id":1493,"date":"2017-01-24T14:07:58","date_gmt":"2017-01-24T19:07:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/flymall.org\/blog\/?p=1493"},"modified":"2017-01-24T14:11:03","modified_gmt":"2017-01-24T19:11:03","slug":"know-your-pilots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flymall.org\/blog\/2017\/01\/know-your-pilots\/","title":{"rendered":"Know Your Pilots"},"content":{"rendered":"

Know Your Pilots<\/span><\/b><\/p>\n

The <\/span>AIRLINE TRANSPORT PILOT<\/span><\/b> leaps tall buildings in a single bound, is more powerful than a 747, is faster than a speeding bullet, walls on water and gives policy to God.<\/span><\/p>\n

The <\/span>MULTI-ENGINE PILOT<\/span><\/b> leaps short buildings in a single bound, is more powerful than a 707, and is just as fast as a speeding bullet, walks on water if it is calm and talks to God.<\/span><\/p>\n

The <\/span>INSTRUMENT PILOT<\/span><\/b> leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable wind conditions. He is almost as powerful as a Learjet, faster than a speeding bullet, walks on water of an indoor pool and talks to God if special requests are approved.<\/span><\/p>\n

The <\/span>COMMERCIAL PILOT<\/span><\/b> barely clears a Quonset hut, loses tug-of-war with Twin Engine aircraft, can fire a speeding bullet, swims well and is occasionally addressed by God.<\/span><\/p>\n

The <\/span>PRIVATE PILOT<\/span><\/b> makes high ranks when trying to leap buildings, is run over by Piper Arrows and sometimes handles an airplane without inflicting self-injury, can dog-paddle and talks to animals.<\/span><\/p>\n

The <\/span>NON-SOLOED STUDENT PILOT<\/span><\/b> falls over the door sill when trying to enter buildings, says \u201clook at the airplane,\u201d wets himself with a water pistol and mumbles to himself.<\/span><\/p>\n

BUT \u2026<\/span><\/p>\n

The <\/span>CERTIFIED FLIGHT INSTRUCTOR<\/span><\/b> lifts buildings and walks under them, kicks airplanes out of the hangar, catches speeding bullets with his teeth and chews them, and freezes water with a single glance. The CFI <\/span>IS<\/span><\/i> GOD.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Know Your Pilots The AIRLINE TRANSPORT PILOT leaps tall buildings in a single bound, is more powerful than a 747, is faster than a speeding bullet, walls on water and gives policy to God. The MULTI-ENGINE PILOT leaps short buildings in a single bound, is more powerful than a 707, and is just as fast […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p95FsX-o5","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1005,"url":"https:\/\/flymall.org\/blog\/2014\/03\/why-i-want-to-be-a-pilot\/","url_meta":{"origin":1493,"position":0},"title":"Why I want to be a pilot","date":"March 22, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"WHY I WANT TO BE A PILOT When I grow up I want to be a pilot because it's a fun job and easy to do. 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